Beware of Text Message Gangsters?!?

 

Text Message Gangsters: Look Out For Them!  They could be some of the scariest people on earth, even though they are not near you when they strike.  They’re thumbs are leathal weapons, they find hardcore rap lyrics and repeat them until you submit.  They are becoming an epidemic taking over the country, and I would like everyone to be aware of them.   You usually don’t know why they are mad, confused, sad, or just being stupid… and that will throw you off at first.  So, listen up… to get rid of a Text Message Gangster, just ignore them, dont send messages back and don’t call (cause they won’t answer anyways), just let them talk, cause running up your text message bill is all they are after.  So, again, be on the lookout for those dangerous, thumb using Text Message Gangsters, they may strike you next.  And Remember, unlike the chicken pocks, Text Message Gangsters will strike more than once!

Also, Be On The Look Out For: Myspace Gangsters, YouTube Gangsters, FaceBook Gangsters, and Pager Gangsters (they repeat 3 number combinations, so they can vibrate or beep you to DEATH!)

I Am Daniel K. Dudley, and I Approve This Message

~Peace & Much Love To Ya~