Woman Arrested for Disorderly Conduct In A Cow Suit?!?!
If you’re thinking thats one really Ugly Cow or wondering if Halloween came about a month too early, you’re most definitely WRONG! That is Michelle Allen of Middletown, Ohio, who was arrested on October 1st for disorderly conduct while wearing a cow suit! Allen, allegedly chased kids and urinated on porches in her neighborhood. Oh and big surprise…she was DRUNK! I’ve known of people to do some stupid shit in my day…but chasing kids in a cow suit then peeing on porches? Really?! I GUESS THE FREAKS REALLY DO COME OUT AT NIGHT!! If You Don’t Believe This Crazy Story, Click Here Now!
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My name is Daniel Dudley, but you also may know me as D.D., and a ton of other nicknames! I LOVE THE CLEVELAND BROWNS, NOTRE DAME Football, ARIZONA Basketball, & I Hate The Steelers!! I work part-time for 1250 ESPN Radio & Radio Disney AM540 in Pittsburgh. So basically, i listen to people talk about sports and rock out to the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana and get paid for it.
I’ve wanted to be a Reporter/Anchor since I was in 5th grade and I couldn’t see myself doing anything else (btw if you know anyone that can hook me up with a job…holler). But right now I just check TVJobs.com every 5 minutes for openings and send resume tapes and dvds out to TV stations(i spend so much money in shipping).
I am a May 2008 Graduate of the Gina Martino Dahlia School of Broadcast News @ West Virginia University. The most ”Slept On” broadcast news program in the country and the #4 Party School in the country… What can i say? I took the #1 ranking with me when I left!
My ispirations for this blog are hiphopgame, kanye west’s blog, pittsburgh puck talk (HEY CHRISTINA!!), Andy Warhol’s Interview Magazine, and my brain constantly telling me to write stuff down!
…again…enjoy my blog damn it and if you don’t, then pass the link along to someone that will enjoy it, and if they dont enjoy it…well…then…Peace & Much Love To You!
Daniel,
First, you’ll be a great reporter someday if you can continue to be true to yourself and learn to leaven the bad with the good WITH a smile all the way…
I’m a writer, myself, and admire those who aspire to, and become, journalists for news and media. Your writing is REFRESHINGLY devoid of condescension (talking to readers as if they’re children, or ‘lesser’life forms), spirited and FRANK (great word for honesty, more blunt).
Now, on to this particular story… er, article… umm, MESS? lol
I was STUNNED when I found you were African American AND able to editorialize on this freakshow without the hobbles of shame or defensiveness that so many other blacks are using when referencing Ms. Allen’s lunatic binge.
THANK YOU. Stay COLORBLIND. The world needs more warm and humorous HONESTY.
Face it, we can all see this woman has made a fool out of herself, and admitting it could never begin to harm anyone else, especially her race, hometown, etc. She’s the only one who needs to be ashamed or defensive.
She could have been Asian, Latina, white or purple: nothing will change the fact she chose a black and white COW to represent herself in (as?).
It saddens me that there is not better facility in our country to assess and aid the mentally ill and/or incompetent.
She deserves our pity. But I appreciate the fact that no one was hurt, and we can all laugh at this one.
Maybe, someday, SHE can look back on all this and laugh, too.
Hoping she gets the help she NEEDS so desperately, between now and then.
Good luck on your career, DD.
Will read your pieces as often as I’m able, and watch you (and your expertise) grow.
Just call me
Auntie Shea
in Illinois
Comment by Shea Ryan | October 12, 2008 |