So Easy A Caveman Could Do It…

I began this year with some Cleveland Browns trash talking! Warning the league that we were about to get into the Playoffs for the first time in 6 years! Well, as all of you know by now…they didn’t! And not because of a lack of talent, but because that talent decided that they were good and that was ok! They decided that a schedule full of nationally televised games were going to make them be a good NFL football team! You would think your wide reciever that caught 17 td’s last season would want to be better the next season and actually catch passes, right? NO… he was content on being the “5-Hour Energy Designated Driver” & making stupid bets with Michael Phelps. Also, you would think that your coach would want to keep his job and actually gave a shit about being good, right? Naw…he was too busy making speeches and hitting the banquet circuit, with his fat boy coaching friend Charlie Weis…and we all know how great his season turned out too! But it’s not just Braylon and Romeo’s fault its a team effort! From front office (failed to go after a decent running back) to the end of the bench (Ken Dorsey, really?), they all sucked, with exception to JOSH CRIBBS. And to top off a horrible season our fans wanted Bill Cowher to be the new Head Coach?!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! ONCE A STEELER ALWAYS A STEELER! SCREW THAT! IF COWHER WOULD HAVE BEEN NAMED HEAD COACH, I WOULD HAVE BECOME A STEELERS FAN!! Anyhow, next season will be different (crossing fingers & toes), new coach, new general manager, hopefully a new running game, and some new found inspiration! Otherwise, it will be just like this season… Beating The Browns Will Be So Easy A Caveman Could Do It…. I’M DONE!

they didn’t lose because of their lack of talent?…REALLY?!??! stop being a hater, it makes you look bad…..well, worse than you already do for liking the browns.
Comment by brownsSUCKa12inch | December 30, 2008 |